User:ThePXInTheBlueVelvetCakii

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In other words, ParalleXia is a crazy girl who is obsessed with Book to the point of answering the choice 'Books' in the question 'What can humans react to?' in a graded quiz even though the question was obviously not connected to BFDI. She also likes Book, Book, and Book. But her favorite thing is Book because she thinks she's awesome. Book is also her other favorite than Book. She will hit Book's haters with a pan from the stove and beat them to death because Book is important to her life. Her religion is Bookism. She is also drunk with Book. Please call the ambulance and give her CPR by *insert name here* because she drank 6 jars of them last night and she won't stop saying 'bruh'. She is not okay. Call 911.

Her friend ILS tells her to stop but she won't. Now he would facepalm and say Book is his to sow terror to ParalleXia. But do not jail him because he is an innocent guy. He just got mad at her for drinking beer okay shut up.

And ParalleXia died and ILS lived happily ever after. The end.