User:Man in the Rain/BFRD entry 1

Wacked Out Gaty is seen running in circles around Camcorder, who looks confused.

Wacked Out Gaty: Who you...

Camcorder: I'm Ca-

Wacked Out Gaty begins laughing hysterically and runs away.

Camcorder: That was... weird.

Epee: I seem to have lost my accent, can anyone help me find it?

Wacked Out Gaty screams "NO" as she runs past.

Wacked Out Gaty crashes into Moonstone's side, knocking them both over.

Moonstone gets up while Wacked Out Gaty spins in circles rapidly on her back.

Moonstone: Ow man watch it... hey are you okay?

Wacked Out Gaty: Ooooooopsss, didn't see you there eheheheh RUGDNVGUDFVNTGTGRUVNGUNGVR GETTING SO DIZZY

Moonstone backs away in confusion.

A loud explosion is heard and the ground shakes as the warehouse's exit collapses.

Wacked Out Gaty: We're getting the aliens are bombing us, they're gonna rob our spleens and eat us alive until we're dead RUN FOR LIVING!

She gets up and sprints in the direction opposite the noise.

''Cut to a large metal shelf near the middle of the building. It's stacked full with wooden crates and boxes.''

''A hollow bonk is heard and one of the crates on the bottom shelf inches out slightly. On the other side, Wacked Out Gaty is lying on her back on the ground.''

Wacked Out Gaty: *hyperventilating*

She tries to roll to the right to get up, but this doesn't work very well.

She attempts the opposite direction with the same results, then quickly repeats it back and forth between sides in panic.

Wacked Out Gaty: (out of breath) i...'mmmm dyinggggggg

Finally, she realizes how to sit up and get back on her feet, stumbling to walk at first.

Wacked Out Gaty: Need my fix... maybe this box got something, got something, get something-

She claws open a large cardboard box next to the shelf.

Wacked Out Gaty: Wut the...

''Inside is what appears to be a small flip phone, the rest of the box filled with oddly-shaped yellow packing peanuts. The phone is made of a very cheap matte black plastic which has a funny smell.''

''She fumbles it open. It's a very barren device, with only a few visible functions on it. There's a phone center, message center, contact folder, and something of unknown purpose whose icon is the flag of an unknown country.''

''Wacked Out Gaty goes for Contacts first. The list begins in reverse alphabetical order with X766, X412, and further combinations of a letter followed by three numbers.''

''A loud metal-on-metal screech is heard and the warehouse's lights begin going out in sections. Exclamations of the shocked contestants can be heard in the distance as the darkness approaches. All noises abruptly turn to silence as Wacked Out Gaty's spot is consumed.''

Distracted by reading the phone screen, she doesn't freak out about the sudden lack of light.

The only contacts in the list containing actual words are "System, lung", "Backlapse", "Twistings", and "Sweeper".

''After scrolling through the list multiple times she decides to dial up the Sweeper one. The cold, electronic dialing tone of the phone echoes throughout the building. After a short pause a deep, garbled voice answers.''

???: All systems ready... proceed?

Wacked Out Gaty: Proceed what?

???: Standby... Initiated...

''The phone hangs up. Wacked Out Gaty begins to produce a low, monotone moan, progressivly getting louder.''

''Cut to a sky above dark gray stormclouds. The scream of turbines turning at insanely high speed tears through the soft thunder rumbles and becomes almost deafening as the producer approaches. A flash of black lasting less than the blink of an eye is all that can be seen and the sound fades.''

''Cut to a back view of the craft. Three thrusters roar and spew flame out the rear. Turning to the side it is pitch black in color with swept-back wings and a long pointed nose. A front angle is shown, the gaping air inlets howling and the nose ready to pierce. It dives down through the clouds and emerges into the storm. Lightning stirkes all around, the rain pouring heavy and the thunder booming. The aircraft maintains speed on a gradually descending path, aimed towards a spot on the ground.''

''Cut back into the dark warehouse. Nothing is visible, and all that can be heard is the storm outside. Suddenly the wailing turbines overpower the sound of the water crashing onto the metal roof, rapidly increasing in intensity. A tremendous impact is heard as the machine plows through the wall of the building, breaking a trench into the concrete floor and slamming the metal shelving and boxes out of the way. The fire of the thrusters and shower of sparks from the grinding metal follow the plane as it skids across the warehouse setting flame and obliterating everything in its path. It quickly loses energy and is forced to a stop by the pile of rubble at the exit. The impact ruptures the fuel tanks wide open and it ignites, exploding in blaze of red and orange.''

''Outside the warehouse, the roof and sides all blow out as the flames grow higher. Large pieces of debris shoot in every direction as the entire structure crumbles to the ground. All that remains is a giant mangled, burning pile of wreckage.''

''Cut to a muddy hillside somewhere around the site. The mud flows down like liquid as the rain continues. A slightly damaged wooden picket fence door plops into it face first from the sky.''

Wacked Out Gaty: (muffled) I'm...

She leans her face away from the pit.

Wacked Out Gaty: I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Loud thunderclap, screen fades out.